David Beckham’s Wrist Shattered By Spritz Of His New Cologne; Out 6 To 8 More Weeks

David Beckham’s hotly anticipated comeback to the Los Angeles Galaxy encountered a major setback today as a single delicate spritz of his new fragrance “Intimately Beckham Yours” shattered four of the carpal bones in his left wrist this morning.

“I was preparing for a photoshoot and applied the gentlest bit of Intimately Yours to my wrist and right then and there I knew it was broken,” Beckham told reporters, “I was in immediate agony. As soon as it hit me I fell to the ground and began pleading for help.”

Galaxy team doctors are now anticipating that it will be six to eight more weeks before the Mr. Beckham is health and ready for his next injury to sideline him further.

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