Today, Shawn Hunter, President of Chivas USA, announced the club’s intention to build a new stadium in metropolitan Los Angeles and displayed an early rendering of the venue (reproduced below).
The new state-of-the-art venue is expected to offer several unique amenities including a bail bonds agency, an emergency clinic specializing in stab wounds, a teenage pregnancy counseling center, a garbage facility concentrating on disposal of deceased prostitutes, a jail capable of holding up to 90% of the attendees, and several purveyors of airbrushed t-shirts.
The stadium will be conveniently located near the expressway and in close proximity to several used auto part retailers where Chivas USA supporters can go to replace tires and wheels that may have been misplaced while they were watching the match.
