Just a month after rebranding themselves as Sporting KC, the former Wizards front office pulled off another shock by selecting the moniker “Colorado Rapids” in the MLS Re-Entry draft. The Rapids front office immediately declared that they were surprised that leaving their name exposed had turned out so badly for them.
“We totally get where KC is comming from, I mean, even though it is confusing to call a team in Kansas City by the name ‘Colorado,’ it is hella less confusing than that Sporting Club nonsense” said former Rapids GM Jeff Plush. Colorado is believed to be looking into renaming their team as “Miami Fusion” in honor of captain Pablo Maestroeni’s former team, or possibly going with “Denver Olympiakos.”
[contributed by Rory Miller, thanks Rory! For more by Rory, check out: www.tiny.cc/1nt1i]