Category Archives: Seattle Sounders

Seabiscuit Estate Sues Sebastien Le Toux For Misappropriation Of Likeness

Today, the estate of legendary thoroughbred Seabiscuit filed a lawsuit against Philadelphia Union forward Sebastien Le Toux.  The suit claims that Le Toux violated Pennsylvania right of publicity laws which protect celebrities from having their likenesses exploited for commercial gain without their permission.

Specifically, the suit claims that Le Toux has “knowingly and willfully exploited his uncanny resemblance to the legendary racehorse in order to secure valuable endorsements.”

Le Toux, who is a spokesperson for Continuex deworming products, Harmohn Kraft bridles, and Jeffers stable supplies, has denied any wrongdoing. Continue reading

University of Oregon AD Vows To Outdo Seattle Sounders’ Hideous New Uniforms; Promises Real Sartorial Abortion

New University of Oregon Athletic Director Rob Mullens issued an open letter to fans explaining that he was fully aware of Seattle Sounders FC’s outlandish new “electric yellow” uniform and assuring them that the Ducks’ new uniforms would allow them to resume their place as having the most shockingly revolting uniforms in the country.

Mr. Mullen was very clear in expressing his displeasure with the Sounders: Continue reading

Despite Failing To Score, Sounders FC Forward Fredy Montero Still Expected To Win Goal Of The Week

Seattle Sounders FC fans flocked to their computers after today’s 0-0 draw against Chivas USA in order to cast write in votes for Fredy Montero’s 38th minute shot for MLSsoccer.com’s Goal of the Week.

Montero, who has scored eight goals this season, has tallied Goal of the Week honors in the past nineteen consecutive weeks.  Continue reading